In no particular order,
- The day I got married
- The day our first child was born
- The day I un-installed Microsoft Office
- The day my ex-girlfriend left me
- The day I stopped using Internet Explorer
- The day I un-installed iTunes and started using Media Monkey
- One particular day at a poker table
- The day I bought my fifth boat
- The day I un-installed AIM, Yahoo!, ICQ, and MSN and started using Trillian.
Admittedly, it's an odd list at first glance, so allow me to explain.......
• The day I got married
a) Find a woman that is 100% compatible with me and is b) willing to put up with my shit, for c) ever and ever amen? A woman that really truly understands me, the way I think, what I want, and supports me, unconditionally? Oh, yeah, and she’s willing to spend the rest of her life with me? How could this not be the happiest day of your life? When you find 'the one', you'll know, and you'll understand why it's one of the best days of your life.
• The day our first child was born
The day she was born, I will never forget. What you once thought was important is no longer. What was not important to you at one time is now the first thing on your mind. When your child is born, you truly understand what it means to love something more than life itself.
• The day I un-installed Microsoft Office
Microsoft Office is, hands down, the biggest piece of shit of an application suit I’ve ever used. The thing is, you don’t understand this until you get rid of it and start using something else. I thought for years that Microsoft Office was an application set that I couldn’t work without. I finally, after years of frustration and fumbling around with it, made the transition to
Open Office. It does everything Microsoft Office does, but it does it better, it does it easier, more logically, and effectively. PDF’s right out of the box, XML compliant, stable, and get this…. 100% free. Tell that to the guy who just walked out of Best Buy with a $499 Office CD in his hand.
• The day my ex-girlfriend left me
How will my life continue without her? She was the awesome girlfriend. Long blonde hair, huge rack, bold red lipstick, and in every way, every man’s [pipe] dream. It’s kind of like the Microsoft Office scenario above. You don’t know what you have [or, more importantly in this case] didn’t have, until you lose it. When you are finally free of the political mind games, the “you can’t live without me / no one will treat you as good as I do” horseshit, you will understand a true sense of self freedom and a freedom which can be expressed and shared with someone else. Freedom of self, and freedom of having a woman in your life that empowers you. I thought the day she left me, (the first …..and the second time) was the worse day of my life. Looking back on it, it’s one of the best things that ever happened to me. I would not be where I am today, without having had that experience behind me, and understanding what building a future means, not only in theory but in practicality.